








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1717 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4171 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4584 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3992 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,321,242 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | p1ngu | 49% | 165 |
| #5 | Shibby | 49% | 47 |
| #6 | JanVerteiltMehrBretterAlsObi | 47% | 110 |
| #7 | Black African Power | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | «« CGN »» NoXrOcKs | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shibby | +1.38 | 49 | 31 |
| #2 | 4hrenz | +0.87 | 49 | 56 |
| #3 | Black African Power | +0.66 | 60 | 42 |
| #4 | JohnChina | +0.52 | 44 | 32 |
| #5 | p1ngu | +0.35 | 72 | 57 |





