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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1002 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 586 matches | ||
| Renown | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1956 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1190 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4279 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4293 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,453,661 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swag | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | hixo | 51% | 538 |
| #3 | Yosh!m0to | 50% | 468 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swag | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | hixo | 51% | 538 |
| #3 | Yosh!m0to | 50% | 468 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yosh!m0to | 25 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | hixo | 17 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | swag | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hixo | 753 | 0.07 | 19 min |
| #2 | Yosh!m0to | 748 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #3 | swag | 184 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swag | +2.46 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | hixo | +0.80 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Yosh!m0to | +0.53 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Bluff!m0to #Gixxer | +0.24 | 58 | 41 |





