








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3759 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3911 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2173 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,413 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dami0nx3 | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | d0m3_ | 49% | 99 |
| #3 | MicKle | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | DieBank | 46% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dami0nx3 | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | d0m3_ | 49% | 99 |
| #3 | MicKle | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | DieBank | 46% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieBank | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | MicKle | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Dami0nx3 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MicKle | 518 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | DieBank | 475 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Dami0nx3 | 210 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | d0m3_ | 102 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dami0nx3 | +4.34 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ RavvoK | +1.92 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | d0m3_ | -0.50 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | DieBank | -2.47 | 26 | 69 |
| #5 | MicKle | -2.88 | 20 | 69 |





