








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3686 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2769 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,654,671 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GN- | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Bundigande | BB | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 50% | 322 |
| #4 | RaiiinZyrox | 44% | 295 |
| #5 | AintNoWayBruh | 40% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 672 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | RaiiinZyrox | 638 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | 129 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | AintNoWayBruh | 113 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | GN- | 106 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | +4.25 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | +3.09 | 72 | 50 |
| #3 | GN- | +0.87 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | Texic | +0.85 | 60 | 42 |
| #5 | RaiiinZyrox | +0.76 | 77 | 58 |





