








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3063 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3087 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2008 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,902 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapuTevas | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | FjantSC | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Luolis | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapuTevas | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | FjantSC | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Luolis | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luolis | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | PapuTevas | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | FjantSC | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapuTevas | 97 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Luolis | 58 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | FjantSC | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FjantSC | +0.98 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Luolis | -0.06 | 54 | 71 |
| #3 | enpo | -0.28 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | PapuTevas | -1.35 | 38 | 70 |





