








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2475 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2783 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3418 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,918 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keke | 72% | 132 |
| #2 | Pansku | 64% | 143 |
| #3 | Jean Zipelius | 62% | 130 |
| #4 | ToXzZoR | 62% | 141 |
| #5 | Sweeper | 59% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToXzZoR | 365 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | LeBambino | 360 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | keke | 358 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Jean Zipelius | 221 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sweeper | 220 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keke | +3.72 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Pansku | +1.59 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | so1kku | +0.34 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | Sweeper | +0.12 | 87 | 63 |
| #5 | ToXzZoR | -0.13 | 62 | 65 |





