








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3910 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2792 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1892 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1372 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,135,370 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pansku | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | LeBambino | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Jean Zipelius | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | so1kku | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Mjuzur=DD | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBambino | 500 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | keke | 346 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Pansku | 261 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ToXzZoR | 241 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Jean Zipelius | 227 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keke | +4.39 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | Mjuzur=DD | +2.56 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Pansku | +1.79 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | p e x s s s | +0.90 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | are | +0.71 | 47 | 74 |





