








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1017 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1000 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 924 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,395 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Dony Kangs | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | Cement Mixer Accident | 41% | 17 |
| #13 | L0RD | 40% | 5 |
| #14 | mr wok | 38% | 8 |
| #15 | Razzah | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr wok | 49 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | L0RD | 40 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #3 | Wardie | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | gallater | 29 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | nov1ce | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🥵 | +3.15 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | Balnia | +2.85 | 70 | 78 |
| #3 | L0RD | +2.79 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | nov1ce | +2.25 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | BOMBÁSZFORMÁSZ | +2.17 | 63 | 63 |





