








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4166 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3140 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1786 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,349 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐲 Dragni | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | maqueenya♛ | 48% | 135 |
| #3 | missjasmin | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Ecki | 45% | 143 |
| #5 | bytuceline | 43% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | missjasmin | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Ecki | 45% | 143 |
| #5 | bytuceline | 43% | 164 |
| #6 | 「 LompiX 」 | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 16 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | bytuceline | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | maqueenya♛ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | 🐲 Dragni | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 313 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | missjasmin | 305 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | maqueenya♛ | 149 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | bytuceline | 131 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | +1.50 | 43 | 59 |
| #2 | 🐲 Dragni | +1.24 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | 「 LompiX 」 | +0.66 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | maqueenya♛ | -0.43 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | M0rd3n | -0.81 | 66 | 52 |





