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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 990 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1412 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2015 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2818 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,372,260 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kcnny | 57% | 194 |
| #5 | tempt | 53% | 77 |
| #6 | riley | 51% | 68 |
| #7 | plug | 49% | 141 |
| #8 | Steak Quesorito | 38% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kcnny | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Dale Earnhardt Sr. | 7 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | plug | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | tempt | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | riley | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ooo | +4.77 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | plug | +3.63 | 67 | 77 |
| #3 | marted | +3.60 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | kcnny | -0.10 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | Dale Earnhardt Sr. | -1.66 | 51 | 52 |





