








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 39% |
| Smokes | 728 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 173 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 925 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,092 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | simply | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | G-STAR GOTH | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | simply | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | G-STAR GOTH | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | G-STAR GOTH | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | simply | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-STAR GOTH | 261 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | simply | 127 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 123 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | wake up | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Got An Ace In Paris | +0.96 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | simply | +0.40 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | Scryz | -0.40 | 55 | 53 |
| #4 | wake up | -0.89 | 44 | 35 |
| #5 | G-STAR GOTH | -1.16 | 67 | 57 |





