








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3312 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6525 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2239 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4741 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,281,745 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | simply | 51% | 310 |
| #3 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 49% | 251 |
| #4 | Scryz | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | simply | 51% | 310 |
| #3 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 49% | 251 |
| #4 | Scryz | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | simply | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Scryz | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simply | 516 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | I Got An Ace In Paris | 435 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Scryz | 288 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | wake up | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | +1.40 | 39 | 36 |
| #2 | simply | +0.98 | 90 | 51 |
| #3 | I Got An Ace In Paris | +0.46 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | Scryz | -0.48 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | G-STAR GOTH | -0.85 | 65 | 51 |





