








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 28% |
| Smokes | 854 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 666 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,300 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ekku | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | N1p1 | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | Kassu | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | nylob | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | DALEH | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mambo26 | 36% | 33 |
| #7 | kojab | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | numba | 30% | 20 |
| #9 | L | 22% | 27 |
| #10 | Princess Felicia | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1p1 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | L | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | nylob | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mambo26 | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | L | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | DALEH | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | N1p1 | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kassu | 41 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kojab | +2.91 | 62 | 78 |
| #2 | Mambo26 | +1.93 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | Ekku | +1.15 | 85 | 73 |
| #4 | Kassu | +0.93 | 34 | 69 |
| #5 | N1p1 | +0.62 | 82 | 58 |





