








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Esplay | 48 matches | 1,851 | |
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3827 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2743 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2423 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1241 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,194 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIKTIGAmagnuzzon | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Halle | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | 24 | 58% | 72 |
| #4 | JockE | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Zodaz | 50% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halle | +3.90 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Zodaz | +3.30 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | eMc | +1.83 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | JockE | +1.53 | 52 | 45 |
| #5 | RIKTIGAmagnuzzon | +1.40 | 79 | 27 |





