








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1088 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1143 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1016 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,754 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rusk is dead | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | tomba | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | iCLARKEY | 55% | 55 |
| #4 | LewieUK | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | Grucci Bucko Hat | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomba | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | rusk is dead | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Grucci Bucko Hat | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | iCLARKEY | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | LewieUK | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCLARKEY | +3.34 | 94 | 66 |
| #2 | ♛ eXampL | +2.86 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | tomba | +1.84 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | ksur | +1.32 | 93 | 39 |
| #5 | LewieUK | +1.23 | 75 | 68 |





