








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 348 | 27% |
| Smokes | 190 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 237 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 498 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,408,107 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metrx | 50% | 113 |
| #2 | 너는 나에 비하면 느리 | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | BeanPole | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | ItsSolar | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | teesix | 43% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 너는 나에 비하면 느리 | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | BeanPole | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | ItsSolar | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | teesix | 43% | 176 |
| #6 | eviescalling | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metrx | 46 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | teesix | 21 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ItsSolar | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | BeanPole | 12 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metrx | 355 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | teesix | 218 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | ItsSolar | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | 너는 나에 비하면 느리 | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | BeanPole | 29 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsSolar | +3.98 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | 너는 나에 비하면 느리 | +2.57 | 47 | 52 |
| #3 | BeanPole | +2.29 | 79 | 23 |
| #4 | metrx | +1.35 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | teesix | +0.36 | 38 | 34 |





