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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4147 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3604 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2960 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3016 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,606 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r- | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | rarara | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | [S]milein0_ | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | DaWee | 54% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r- | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | rarara | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | [S]milein0_ | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | DaWee | 54% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaWee | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | r- | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | rarara | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | [S]milein0_ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaWee | 219 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | r- | 202 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | [S]milein0_ | 138 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | rarara | 107 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rarara | +1.92 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | [S]milein0_ | +1.38 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | DaWee | +1.03 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | r- | +0.50 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | DrieX | +0.24 | 71 | 63 |





