








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Esplay | 62 matches | 1,934 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3411 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3120 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3240 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2440 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,586,331 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | BubbaLiCious | 59% | 249 |
| #3 | Tricky | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Big Karne | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | Unc | 53% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Unc | 53% | 140 |
| #6 | I am enderman | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | Fågelmamman | 51% | 98 |
| #8 | PESTO plumsers.cf | 50% | 82 |
| #9 | ConnyS | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubbaLiCious | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Big Karne | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | PESTO plumsers.cf | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Unc | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Fågelmamman | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubbaLiCious | 959 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | Big Karne | 313 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | PESTO plumsers.cf | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tricky | 123 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Unc | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hovenroven | +3.52 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | BubbaLiCious | +1.77 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Kjell | +1.41 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | Tricky | +1.31 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | PESTO plumsers.cf | +0.70 | 57 | 56 |





