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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Esplay | 117 matches | 1,678 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2174 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3464 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2106 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,997,910 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordOfTheWings | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | BubbaLiCious | 56% | 115 |
| #3 | Fågelmamman | 55% | 80 |
| #4 | Tricky | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Big Karne | 54% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BubbaLiCious | 438 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Hovenroven | 390 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Big Karne | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | PESTO plumsers.cf | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tricky | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordOfTheWings | +4.82 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Hovenroven | +4.22 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | berger | +3.33 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | Tricky | +3.05 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | BubbaLiCious | +2.86 | 70 | 62 |





