








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Faceit | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6695 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8864 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7504 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7728 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,197 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Братце | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | optiR | 57% | 260 |
| #3 | Sascha | 54% | 254 |
| #4 | NeverRain | 51% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Братце | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | optiR | 57% | 260 |
| #3 | Sascha | 54% | 254 |
| #4 | NeverRain | 51% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sascha | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | optiR | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | NeverRain | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Братце | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | optiR | 341 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sascha | 339 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Братце | 147 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | NeverRain | 64 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Братце | +3.12 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | blakanar | Pfandgott | +1.46 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | optiR | +0.45 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | Sascha | -1.53 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | NeverRain | -2.14 | 69 | 46 |





