








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2427 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2265 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3863 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1110 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,326 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuzzey | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | robzel | 49% | 69 |
| #3 | LarryS | 49% | 279 |
| #4 | Max Verstappen | 49% | 189 |
| #5 | pew pew | 45% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LarryS | +1.74 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | Max Verstappen | +0.83 | 46 | 46 |
| #3 | Wuzzey | +0.51 | 61 | 44 |
| #4 | rusty | +0.31 | 51 | 47 |
| #5 | pew pew | -0.08 | 60 | 34 |





