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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 933 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1710 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1437 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1623 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,593 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murphy | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | wigsy | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | wasty | 73% | 26 |
| #4 | LarryS | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | Gotama | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wigsy | 15 | 0.0377 |
| #2 | LarryS | 10 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | wasty | 10 | 0.0178 |
| #4 | murphy | 6 | 0.0185 |
| #5 | Harry | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robs | 170 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pyrok4r | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gotama | 108 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Harry | 96 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | LarryS | 81 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harry | +2.39 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | LarryS | +2.17 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | Gotama | +1.85 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | wigsy | +1.65 | 60 | 15 |
| #5 | wasty | +0.98 | 54 | 37 |





