








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 27% |
| Smokes | 311 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 418 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 264 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,836 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヅ papaja_jr | skins.army | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | MefitojaUwU | 41% | 49 |
| #3 | KOREXiU™ | 40% | 35 |
| #4 | Guzi3c | 37% | 51 |
| #5 | pansy-- | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KOREXiU™ | 40% | 35 |
| #4 | Guzi3c | 37% | 51 |
| #5 | pansy-- | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | Реттиг | 33% | 21 |
| #7 | Mr Krabs | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guzi3c | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Реттиг | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | KOREXiU™ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ヅ papaja_jr | skins.army | 1 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOREXiU™ | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | MefitojaUwU | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Guzi3c | 69 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Реттиг | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | pansy-- | 22 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pansy-- | +11.13 | 90 | 79 |
| #2 | Guzi3c | +1.91 | 66 | 52 |
| #3 | ヅ papaja_jr | skins.army | +0.60 | 62 | 47 |
| #4 | Slay3r | +0.54 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | KOREXiU™ | +0.22 | 72 | 60 |





