








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2848 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4293 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3366 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3886 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,744 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Amesdo | 41% | 97 |
| #7 | Реттиг | 40% | 139 |
| #8 | MefitojaUwU | 39% | 193 |
| #9 | Mr Krabs | 39% | 101 |
| #10 | Slay3r | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Реттиг | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | MefitojaUwU | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | KOREXiU™ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | maksiu | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Mr Krabs | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOREXiU™ | 582 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | MefitojaUwU | 278 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Amesdo | 223 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Реттиг | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr Krabs | 146 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mickowskyy | +2.19 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Guzi3c | +1.82 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | KOREXiU™ | +0.58 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | Slay3r | +0.13 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Реттиг | -0.57 | 61 | 45 |





