








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2029 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1739 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1870 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1949 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,415 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrigN | 45% | 161 |
| #2 | SirPeggo | 45% | 47 |
| #3 | långboi | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Mervil | 43% | 164 |
| #5 | NAAIMZ | 40% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mervil | 41 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Stalle | 34 | 0.0262 |
| #3 | KrigN | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Maldtavlan | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | NAAIMZ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mervil | 521 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Stalle | 322 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | KrigN | 276 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | NAAIMZ | 220 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | VactorN | 148 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VactorN | +2.96 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | SirPeggo | +2.43 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Gandalf | +2.35 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Mervil | +2.22 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | KrigN | +0.22 | 50 | 56 |





