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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 234 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1281 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1634 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2257 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1798 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,003 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoW | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | P1P4 | 52% | 154 |
| #3 | xylam | 45% | 284 |
| #4 | Youkker | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoW | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | P1P4 | 52% | 154 |
| #3 | xylam | 45% | 284 |
| #4 | Youkker | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xylam | 34 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | P1P4 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Youkker | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FoW | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xylam | 363 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | P1P4 | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Youkker | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | FoW | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoW | +3.63 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | P1P4 | +2.15 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | xylam | +1.59 | 88 | 48 |
| #4 | Youkker | -0.03 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | MrsEscaped | -0.81 | 75 | 39 |





