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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1058 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6464 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7102 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5884 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6341 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,955 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auPacks | 63% | 78 |
| #2 | Kevin Kurányi | 61% | 80 |
| #3 | SyKo | 56% | 134 |
| #4 | xylam | 56% | 200 |
| #5 | Tuddy | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | auPacks | 501 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | SyKo | 448 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | N3ptun | 405 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Gop | 277 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | xylam | 253 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoW | +2.88 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | SyKo | +1.75 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | Kevin Kurányi | +1.75 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | auPacks | +1.48 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | Tuddy | +0.68 | 63 | 58 |





