








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 41% |
| Smokes | 352 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 395 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 452 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,025 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 100% | 14 |
| #2 | monet | 100% | 19 |
| #3 | seras | 90% | 21 |
| #4 | Kyoto | 89% | 9 |
| #5 | fantasy | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -------------------------------- | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Lachtoast | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Kyoto | 4 | 0.0354 |
| #4 | Dner | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | hrsnDetector | 2 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monet | +8.21 | 100 | 41 |
| #2 | fantasy | +5.70 | 97 | 47 |
| #3 | Lachtoast | +2.90 | 86 | 34 |
| #4 | seras | +1.84 | 94 | 46 |
| #5 | hrsnDetector | +1.34 | 77 | 49 |





