








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5059 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5229 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4133 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3894 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,812,041 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [~Leckmaul~]Robson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ | 42% | 245 |
| #2 | beef soup | 41% | 201 |
| #3 | Xarius | 39% | 106 |
| #4 | Henry_Fonda | 38% | 78 |
| #5 | Antalia | 37% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Henry_Fonda | 38% | 78 |
| #5 | Antalia | 37% | 175 |
| #6 | KrisB | 36% | 179 |
| #7 | MrPink | 34% | 53 |
| #8 | Patax | 31% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [~Leckmaul~]Robson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | beef soup | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Xarius | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Antalia | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | MrPink | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [~Leckmaul~]Robson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ | 463 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | KrisB | 282 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | beef soup | 131 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | MrPink | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Xarius | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henry_Fonda | +4.42 | 29 | 48 |
| #2 | Xarius | +0.86 | 18 | 51 |
| #3 | MrPink | +0.53 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | [~Leckmaul~]Robson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ | -0.03 | 18 | 72 |
| #5 | Antalia | -0.25 | 25 | 47 |





