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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
53 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10 | 5% |
| Smokes | 25 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 104 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 65 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $24,350 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E3L1Z | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | Ncishi | 33% | 9 |
| #3 | ubermaister | 30% | 10 |
| #4 | Kirottu | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Olliii | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ncishi | 33% | 9 |
| #3 | ubermaister | 30% | 10 |
| #4 | Kirottu | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | Olliii | 0% | 2 |
| #6 | 3VILL | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirottu | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | 3VILL | 1 | 0.0164 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ubermaister | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | E3L1Z | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Olliii | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ubermaister | +2.84 | 59 | 60 |
| #2 | E3L1Z | +1.29 | 50 | 33 |
| #3 | Kirottu | -1.92 | 11 | 16 |
| #4 | Ivzoh | -2.86 | 12 | 46 |
| #5 | Ncishi | -3.26 | 29 | 16 |





