








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2166 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2116 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2088 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2549 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,197 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ALLAH AQUADOR | 48% | 48 |
| #12 | -AnjunA- | 47% | 76 |
| #13 | Offline fra CS Brækker mig | 43% | 40 |
| #14 | pablo | 40% | 20 |
| #15 | Krabz | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10ToesDown | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | qanda1337 | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Krabz | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | ALLAH AQUADOR | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | BJ3RR1NG | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10ToesDown | 852 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #2 | BJ3RR1NG | 334 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | -AnjunA- | 297 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | qanda1337 | 279 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Bertel | 163 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjerring | +8.27 | 94 | 73 |
| #2 | BJ3RR1NG | +6.11 | 89 | 74 |
| #3 | Bertel | +3.03 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | qanda1337 | +1.30 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Krabz | +0.66 | 86 | 45 |





