








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 482 | 20% |
| Smokes | 315 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 801 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,022 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT™ | 60% | 53 |
| #2 | ❤jam | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Buki | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | L-GATO | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Boopidiebaapidie | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | L-GATO | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Boopidiebaapidie | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | CIRCLED | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | SoniaShampoo | 49% | 72 |
| #8 | (눈_눈) | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT™ | 17 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Boopidiebaapidie | 7 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | CIRCLED | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ❤jam | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | L-GATO | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT™ | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | SoniaShampoo | 67 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Boopidiebaapidie | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | (눈_눈) | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ❤jam | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopidiebaapidie | +4.34 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | Santos | +4.33 | 84 | 39 |
| #3 | BOT™ | +4.24 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | L-GATO | -0.19 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | ❤jam | -1.02 | 46 | 51 |





