








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2692 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3721 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3362 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2077 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,648 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santos | 60% | 53 |
| #2 | SoniaShampoo | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | CIRCLED | 48% | 215 |
| #4 | ♒︎ N D | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | Gort | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT™ | +5.60 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | Gort | +4.29 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | Santos | +4.23 | 82 | 36 |
| #4 | L-GATO | -0.60 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | heckzor | -0.86 | 45 | 61 |





