








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2890 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2317 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3522 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3235 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,129 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1020 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σ_Male | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | F33NIX | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Raze | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | TheDeagler42 | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | Ghlyp | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | F33NIX | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Raze | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | TheDeagler42 | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | Ghlyp | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | Ticooo♛ | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDeagler42 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Ticooo♛ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Σ_Male | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | F33NIX | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raze | 195 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | F33NIX | 145 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ticooo♛ | 142 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ghlyp | 83 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | TheDeagler42 | 78 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F33NIX | +2.23 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Ticooo♛ | +1.83 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Ghlyp | +0.97 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | Wytse | +0.45 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Σ_Male | -0.10 | 71 | 47 |





