








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3284 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2617 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2214 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $868,325 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeiceR | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | kalevib | 63% | 64 |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | TAMU | 60% | 118 |
| #5 | Viiva | 58% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Viiva | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | TAMU | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Wilenius | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Lyltz1 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 300 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | TAMU | 205 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lyltz1 | 122 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Viiva | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wilenius | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KATUHAKKAAJA | +2.04 | 57 | 74 |
| #2 | LeiceR | +1.91 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | Wilenius | +1.69 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | Lasse8)ツ | +0.85 | 57 | 74 |
| #5 | TAMU | +0.82 | 46 | 63 |





