








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3392 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1557 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,102 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oArtiix | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | pewpew | 47% | 126 |
| #3 | bolekutt | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | Talon | 43% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oArtiix | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | pewpew | 47% | 126 |
| #3 | bolekutt | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | Talon | 43% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talon | 22 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | bolekutt | 14 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | pewpew | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | oArtiix | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talon | 304 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | pewpew | 164 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | bolekutt | 96 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | oArtiix | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bolekutt | +5.35 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | JDED | +3.24 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | Talon | -0.03 | 51 | 45 |
| #4 | oArtiix | -2.81 | 50 | 38 |
| #5 | pewpew | -4.63 | 19 | 27 |





