








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3442 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2549 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2714 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2951 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,065 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewis | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Shwe Easy | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | Stockton Rush | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | TacTiX7 | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewis | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Shwe Easy | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | Stockton Rush | 50% | 140 |
| #4 | TacTiX7 | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stockton Rush | 26 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Lewis | 5 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Shwe Easy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | TacTiX7 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TacTiX7 | 235 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #2 | Shwe Easy | 171 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Stockton Rush | 32 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lewis | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | novaraine | +2.44 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Lewis | +0.47 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | TacTiX7 | +0.02 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | Shwe Easy | -0.51 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Stockton Rush | -3.30 | 13 | 12 |





