








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3443 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2968 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2850 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3146 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,530 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flack | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | gatowizard | 84% | 19 |
| #3 | chamoy | 82% | 38 |
| #4 | spamzzy | 81% | 42 |
| #5 | -*The Last Bullet Monk*_ 👑 | 78% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1 | +4.88 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | gatowizard | +3.22 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | LEIN | +2.31 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | hide on bush | +2.09 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | -*The Last Bullet Monk*_ 👑 | +2.00 | 85 | 59 |





