








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4435 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4173 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4528 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3772 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,690 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1047 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | 59% | 220 |
| #2 | PH | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | KYRIE | 55% | 304 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 54% | 96 |
| #5 | Kojinm | 51% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KYRIE | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | jj | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | PH | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Kojinm | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KYRIE | 2385 | 0.38 | 76 min |
| #2 | jj | 734 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | PH | 484 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Kojinm | 431 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 369 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | +3.51 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | KYRIE | +2.42 | 71 | 86 |
| #3 | FREITAS | +0.33 | 52 | 72 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | -1.06 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Vitor--- skins | -1.72 | 62 | 48 |





