








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 253 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10911 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9316 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5163 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6004 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,373 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 59% | 114 |
| #2 | PH | 58% | 186 |
| #3 | jj | 57% | 339 |
| #4 | FREITAS | 55% | 304 |
| #5 | Vitor--- skins | 54% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FREITAS | 32 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | jj | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | PH | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Kojinm | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | 1168 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | FREITAS | 1061 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | PH | 671 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kojinm | 580 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | 423 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | +3.35 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | KYRIE | +1.89 | 72 | 86 |
| #3 | FREITAS | -0.11 | 50 | 72 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/Bigode1ra | -0.98 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Vitor--- skins | -1.49 | 62 | 50 |





