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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2295 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1839 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1898 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,115 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keke | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Athos | 63% | 62 |
| #3 | H3NAAZ | 61% | 114 |
| #4 | ☆TwinZ☆ | 61% | 54 |
| #5 | Jj- | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3NAAZ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Jj- | 3 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Athos | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | migeeL | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3NAAZ | 527 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Athos | 269 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kimm0 | 210 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #4 | ☆TwinZ☆ | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | JoNeZ | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Athos | +1.92 | 63 | 85 |
| #2 | ☆TwinZ☆ | +1.45 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | JoNeZ | +0.88 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | migeeL | +0.65 | 67 | 74 |
| #5 | H3NAAZ | +0.61 | 74 | 73 |





