








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 627 | 17% |
| Smokes | 933 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 863 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1202 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,177 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wok | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | Annexx | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | wrath | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | none | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | maestr0 | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 23 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | r1cen | 13 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | maestr0 | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Annexx | 9 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | wrath | 3 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 226 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | r1cen | 165 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | maestr0 | 61 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | none | 60 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Annexx | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1cen | +6.89 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | wok | +4.83 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | wrath | +2.31 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | none | +1.84 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Annexx | +0.84 | 68 | 43 |





