








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3763 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3646 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6725 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3067 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,288,033 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronroneo | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | [Ger]Flo | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | Goats | 51% | 111 |
| #4 | Stupid Puss | 50% | 198 |
| #5 | gat0 | 50% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigaCeps | +4.37 | 81 | 80 |
| #2 | gat0 | +3.50 | 77 | 80 |
| #3 | Stupid Puss | +2.85 | 77 | 39 |
| #4 | [Ger]Flo | +1.15 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Cream soda | +0.50 | 57 | 47 |





