








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3032 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1436 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2810 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,937,784 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 626 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewi | 74% | 137 |
| #2 | yrrah | 74% | 337 |
| #3 | Marsh- | 73% | 147 |
| #4 | Snomel | 71% | 48 |
| #5 | EterN1ty | 68% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yrrah | 25 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Handsome | 17 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ❤XZL❤ | 15 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Marsh- | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Lewi | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yrrah | 1818 | 0.28 | 51 min |
| #2 | Lewi | 622 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #3 | Marsh- | 490 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | Handsome | 485 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | ❤XZL❤ | 479 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marsh- | +3.46 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | ❤XZL❤ | +3.15 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | User™ | +2.26 | 83 | 45 |
| #4 | yrrah | +2.23 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | Snomel | +2.19 | 77 | 58 |





