








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 638 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6414 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4813 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6203 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5968 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,295 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetle | 52% | 205 |
| #2 | s1 | 50% | 391 |
| #3 | クス | 49% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetle | 52% | 205 |
| #2 | s1 | 50% | 391 |
| #3 | クス | 49% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetle | 58 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | s1 | 54 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | クス | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1 | 440 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #2 | vetle | 244 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | クス | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シム | +1.70 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | s1 | +1.03 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | vetle | -0.20 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | クス | -1.86 | 76 | 41 |





