








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1388 | 40% |
| Smokes | 610 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 751 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 761 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,711 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Kippchen enjoyer | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | nouz | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | ShortCode | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | yourKarma | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Kippchen enjoyer | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | nouz | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | ShortCode | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | yourKarma | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Kippchen enjoyer | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | nouz | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lecker Kippchen enjoyer | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | nouz | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | yourKarma | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Cynatic- | +3.95 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | +1.41 | 67 | 36 |
| #3 | ShortCode | -0.08 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | yourKarma | -0.37 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | nouz | -1.24 | 29 | 53 |





