








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 928 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 582 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4764 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6769 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7858 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6170 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,917,959 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo. | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | Winkeladvokat187 | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | SUNDOWNER | 40% | 35 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo. | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | Winkeladvokat187 | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | SUNDOWNER | 40% | 35 |
| #4 | M0ЯG0™ | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0ЯG0™ | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Mo. | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0ЯG0™ | 94 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Winkeladvokat187 | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mo. | 56 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUNDOWNER | +0.72 | 77 | 44 |
| #2 | M0ЯG0™ | +0.26 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | Winkeladvokat187 | -0.32 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | ⇝LarryHNL ☠ | -0.39 | 50 | 66 |
| #5 | Mo. | -0.63 | 46 | 56 |





