








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1157 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2221 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1685 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2311 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,439,390 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trubisky > caleb | 58% | 100 |
| #2 | Chaka | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | JP | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | Dr. Rick Marshall | 50% | 240 |
| #5 | lemancipation bronclamation | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Rick Marshall | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | lemancipation bronclamation | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | trubisky > caleb | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | loud female | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | penta | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemancipation bronclamation | +1.88 | 81 | 20 |
| #2 | JP | +0.84 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | loud female | +0.18 | 87 | 31 |
| #4 | Dr. Rick Marshall | +0.12 | 83 | 50 |
| #5 | trubisky > caleb | -0.04 | 76 | 36 |





