








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3315 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2302 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1103 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,322,750 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D4rkSw0rD4 | 51% | 86 |
| #2 | Arthas Menethil | 48% | 382 |
| #3 | Ramage | 45% | 177 |
| #4 | MBDTF | 43% | 267 |
| #5 | Elekai | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arthas Menethil | 39 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ramage | 29 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | MBDTF | 24 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | D4rkSw0rD4 | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Trevor Hogan Jr | 5 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arthas Menethil | 1351 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | MBDTF | 778 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ramage | 631 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | MasterPlebicus | 159 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | D4rkSw0rD4 | 155 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MasterPlebicus | +3.37 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | Ramage | +1.27 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Arthas Menethil | +0.27 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | MBDTF | -0.20 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | D4rkSw0rD4 | -0.25 | 45 | 45 |





