








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 209 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7817 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 5566 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5034 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,135 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arvi | 58% | 86 |
| #2 | ︻デ 一♥Mr_Predicto♥ | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | Xaero | 49% | 271 |
| #4 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 49% | 269 |
| #5 | Renault Laguna | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arvi | 58% | 86 |
| #2 | ︻デ 一♥Mr_Predicto♥ | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | Xaero | 49% | 271 |
| #4 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 49% | 269 |
| #5 | Renault Laguna | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Xaero | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Arvi | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ︻デ 一♥Mr_Predicto♥ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Renault Laguna | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | 1285 | 0.22 | 39 min |
| #2 | Xaero | 1222 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Arvi | 499 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #4 | Renault Laguna | 260 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | ︻デ 一♥Mr_Predicto♥ | 258 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arvi | +1.85 | 62 | 69 |
| #2 | Renault Laguna | +1.11 | 43 | 66 |
| #3 | ︻デ 一♥Mr_Predicto♥ | +0.54 | 28 | 73 |
| #4 | [LifeOfAnubis] DSNoLife'sStyle | +0.23 | 30 | 77 |
| #5 | thaaorbit | +0.07 | 56 | 65 |





